I can't sleep worth a damn.

[EDIT] After posting this, I reread my last post because I forgot what it said. Oh the irony.  

[05:10] ookapiii: He's not very nice.
[05:10] Donniey21: Well thats what you get for having shitty taste in men

One of my ear canals is bigger than the other. Yeah I know, weird.

I know this because today, one of the buds on my headphones broke while I was attempting to use them on my way home from the mall. So I had to stop by longs to look for new ones (since I was out, I figured it was better to do it while I had the chance), and found some nice in-ear headphones. Not only is the sound more kickass because of it, but I discovered the standard medium size thing you shove in your ear only fits one of my ears, and I have to use the small one for my right ear.

So yeah. No right eared ear sex for me :(

"I never meant to hurt you."

Yeah no shit. Who does? mirite?

What an empty sentiment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk#Reproduction

"The males are polygynous, which means that there are more females than males...The male plays no part in raising the young and may even kill them."

[02:01] shad0wkingxiii: hahahahahahah
[02:01] shad0wkingxiii: i know right
[02:01] Donniey21: She's like "DURR I'm jackie and i like Boys"
[02:01] Donniey21: WHAT A BITCH

Has anyone every noticed how "serf" rhymes with "smurf"? I always though the smurfs lived in a rather socialist society, with everyone working together for the good of everyone else (although they never really went into much detail in the show on how they subsist as a society). But who knows, there maybe more to that papa smurf besides his "communist crimson" overalls. 

I'm glad we're not friends anymore. 

Haha, loneliness is hilarious

Also, I have no idea what I made this for, but it was still in my photobucket account for some reason (it's a punnent square, for all of you who have forgotten biology):

And this one is just funny out of context, especially now that i've forgotten what the context was