The world's saddest Haiku
I want to write a haiku
but I can't count
How many syllables is this?
I went back and reread all of the entries on this blog that I haven't deleted. I added comments to some of them, addressed to myself, FROM THE FUTURE! I hope my past self will heed my advice, and takes the necessary precautions to avoid a time paradox.
[11:56] Jackie: My saturn is still going strong, somehow.
[11:57] Jackie: After all that car has gone through, I don't think I could ever give her away.
[11:57] Donniey21: Like the time the airbag popped when you went over a curb?
[11:57] Jackie: Ehum.
[11:57] Jackie: My brakes went out, you douceh.
[11:57] Jackie: douche*.
[11:58] Donniey21: Like the time the airbags popped when you, in a womanly stint of SHITTY DRIVING, plowed into that orphanage when your car spontaneously stopped working because Saturns are shitty cars for dumb people?
[11:58] Jackie: ... yes.
[11:58] Jackie: JUST LIKE THAT.
I rarely have any reason to update my personal blog, so I have a new tech/video game/whatever blog.
single-female-gamer.blogspot.com
White collar crimes are what happens when rich people pop their white collars a little too hard.
[00:34] disneysmurf12: o i found the perfect guy yet i have onyl seen him once and cant find him again
[00:34] disneysmurf12: but he loves EVERYTHING DISNEY
[00:34] Donniey21: Great, you two can share a cell at the insane asylum!
[23:21] Donniey21: I have...POWERS
[23:22] Donniey21: *jedi mind trick* STOP BEING SAD
[02:04] freand5: oh yeah lol the reason why im looking at classes in the first place is because i was thinking about how i needed to remeber that i wanted to take sociology because it sounds really interesting
[02:06] Donniey21: you know what else is interesting?
[02:06] Donniey21: you <3
[02:06] freand5: awww=D
[02:06] Donniey21: haha just kidding, i really meant bear fighting
[02:06] Donniey21: SEE IF THEY HAVE A BEAR FIGHTING CLASS
"That's more sad than a lesbian with an empty box of condoms. Even if the box was full, what's she gonna do with them!?"
It's true, it was oppressing me
[01:38] Donniey21: i was not a fan of evan almighty
[01:39] freand5: yeah its an aquired taste. i think i like bruce better i just cant remeber
[01:39] freand5: do you like the office?
[01:40] Donniey21: i liked bruce almighty, and i like steve carell, i just hated that movie
[01:40] Donniey21: :p
[01:40] freand5: lol ok
[01:40] freand5: wierdo
[01:40] freand5: what didnt you like about the movie?
[01:41] Donniey21: They somehow managed to make a sequel to a movie where a guy becomes god too rediculous
[01:42] Donniey21: and i forgot what the message of the film was, but i remember it bugging me how blatant it was
[01:42] freand5: hahah ok
[01:48] Donniey21: also, god existing was a huge turn off
[01:48] Donniey21: i instnatly raged on my blog about how the movie was oppressing me